So busted

I’d never heard of the lady, but apparently, Alec Baldwin’s wife has been falsely claiming to be Spanish for years. She’s not; she’s a white chick from Massachusetts, which she’s now been forced to admit. It’s a silly story about a silly person, but this is delicious:

The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”

I can find no, absolutely no good news these days, so I’ll settle for hilarity.