And speaking of gifts

Babylon Bee stings again

Struggling Biden campaign now offering free AOL for rally attendance

U.S.—Joe Biden's campaign is struggling to motivate younger voters, but he has a plan: offering free AOL trials to anyone who shows up to his rallies.

"Come on by, say hi to uncle Joe, and grab one of our free AOL CDs," Biden says in an ad for his campaign tour. "You know, the great thing about AOL is that you get so many hours of internets. Only squares use Compuserve, Prodigy, or MSN. We're keen on America Online!"

Speaking of Joe, I saw some report today that Bloomberg is now in the lead in Florida, with something like 23% for him, 21% Joe, and 10ish percent each for the other two. Did I read that wrong? Is it even possible?

Update: Lest we forget