Hell, reenvisioned and brought to your home by McDonald's

Who thought this was a good idea?

McDonald’s now offering candle set scented as beef, ketchup and pickle to recreate the aroma of your car after you’ve driven non-stop from Florida with six kids and the dog and detritus from every fast food joint between Orlando and Cos Cob.

Each of the six votives in the set are inspired by one aspect of the sandwich: bun, ketchup, pickle, cheese, onion, and beef. They recommend burning them all at the same time for “maximum deliciousness.”

Just shoot me.

Thought I was kidding you, eh?