I know that schadenfreude is a venal, if not mortal sin, but all the same ...

Costco tells hoarders, “sorry, but you can keep your loot – enjoy!”.

I hope Cabala’s imposes the same no-return policy on the people who cleaned out the supply of 7 1/2 birdshot. Were these fools planning on eating clay pigeons?

And what are these poor guys to do now?