I'd suggest this fellow just go off and consult with Master Bates

“It’s gotta be the Babylon Bee, right?”

Dead Spin: Masters Golf Tournament must change its name

The name “The Masters” must go.

The heralded golf tournament, one of the four majors, needs to go back to its original name — the Augusta National Invitational. It became the Masters in 1939.

Tiger Woods, other big-time golfers and corporate sponsorships should demand it. In the current climate, with all the sweeping changes, it’s only right and just. Best of all, in this case, it’s a simple and smooth fix.

The Masters never felt good or even sounded good when you said it.

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Augusta National was built on grounds that were once a slave plantation and was the property of a slave owner. And according to a 2019 New Yorker pieceabout the course, it’s believed that enslaved Blacks were housed on the property. 

And be honest. When you hear anyone say the Masters, you think of slave masters in the South. There’s nothing else, nothing special. You don’t think of someone mastering the game of golf. When has anyone mastered golf? 

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Even at dictionary.com, one of the definitions you get for “master” is “owner of a slave.”

It’s a dark reminder of America’s ugly past.