The news just keeps getting better for Greenwich real estate

All undressed and nowhere to go

With restaurants closed and no public toilets available, New Yorkers turn to the sidewalks.

Fortunately, New York decriminalized defecating and urinating in the streets three years ago so no one need fear arrest for going about their business, but that plus will probably not be enough to enhance the city’s reputation as “fun city”; not once the hot summer sun starts truly baking the byproducts of good living.