I'm not suggesting a program of eugenics — the days of Margaret Sanger are passed, but perhaps lifetime institutionalization for the criminally stupid.

Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest

Three dolts out on bail and wearing GPS ankle monitors go out for a bit of fun

The South Florida Sun Sentinel reported that the three men were on pre-trial release and wearing monitors when they allegedly decided to go on a crime spree.  They were arrested for burglaries, armed burglaries, fraud, gun thefts and other criminal acts. The seized evidence includes a wide variety of stolen goods including an AK-47, a Smith & Wesson handgun, more than $150,000 in cash, and stolen cards, a car, and other items.

It took the police about an hour to track ‘em down and arrest them, and much of that time was spent stopping to buy a couple of six-packs for their buddies to hold while the SWAT team entered.