Job One

Biden to cancel Keystone Pipeline on his first day in office

“Who do you want our country to get its oil from”, Sleepy Joe pointed out to FWIW, “those treacherous, sneaky Canadians, or our friends and allies, the Saudis? Com’on, Man”.

Next on the chopping block is the transmission line meant to carry Canadian hydro-power through Maine to Massachusetts, because we all know that hydro-power, ah, eh, well, we all know it!

Chaser:

Would I screw you?