Meh, so what? We'll just drag out our diesel-powered windmills

And run some natural gas pipelines to them while we’re at it

OH PLEASE! Climate Crazies Claim “Global Stilling” At Fault For Wind Turbines Not Producing Energy

“We can’t stop global warming unless we switch to wind power, but we can’t have wind power unless we stop global warming! Oh, what will we do, what will we do? We’re doooomed, I tell you, doomed! EEEEEAGGGGHHHH!”

They’re actually teaching our kids this shit in school.