What could possibly go wrong?

peppermint psaki demonstrates what else they have in store for the country’s captive, hapless guinea pigs

The government has announced plans to inject 5-year-olds with an untested, ineffective vaccine, “but don’t worry,” the White House assured their media scribes, “we’re going to use smaller needles, so they won’t get as much of, well, whatever it is.”

“This is as great as the stuff we’ve been forcing adults to take”, Dr. FlimFlam told FWIW, “which isn’t so great, but at least we’re pretty sure it’s harmless. Sort of. Well, usually.”

UPDATE: If you thought I was being an alarmist by claiming this vaccine would be compulsory, you were wrong. Gov. Noisome has already declared it compulsory, even before it’s been officially unleashed on children.