In, or out?

Before I built a wall I'd ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out

The DHS is finally building a wall we can all get behind, a $450,000 project completely surrounding Slo Joe’s Delaware beach house. Critics are accusing the man’s handlers of hypocrisy for opening our southern border to cartels and the unwashed while he himself is sheltering in place, but there may be more to it than that.

Isn’t it more likely that, rather than building a wall to keep us out, the White House cabal is preparing a wall to keep him in, a safe place to sequester a senile old man until his term is up?

Who among us won’t feel better, knowing that Joe is safely abed, with a mug of hot cocoa beside him, with General Milley and Dr. Jill in joint control of the hot button?