Interior decorators mourn, Greenwich house sales put on hold

dead and gone

The Zebra has been gobbled up by a “monster” crocodile.

“I think I can speak for all of my colleagues”, a distraught Cindy Sikorski (might have) told FWIW between tears, “and admit that this is just a tremendous loss.” Sobbing, the noted Greenwich decorator continued, “we’ve been passing ‘The Zebra’ around among ourselves for years and years, and I just don’t know what we’ll do now — I’m told its replacement is still 26 weeks away, anchored off the Port of Los Angeles”.

Reached for comment, top agent Joseph Barbieri was just as distressed: “I’ve pulled all four hundred of my listings off the market”, he admitted. “You just can’t sell a house without ‘The Zebra’. Although”, he continued after a pause, “wait just a minute — we might try going with just ‘The Orange’ for one house, and see if that can perform solo. It’s a crazy idea, but then, in this market, it’s so crazy, it just might work.”

Barbieri test den