There may be hope for Florida yet

He didn’t kill himself, he’s just resting at the Dalton School*

He didn’t kill himself, he’s just resting at the Dalton School*

NYC “elite” now regret leaving New York for Florida and want to return. Bon voyage. You listening, Texas? California’s still there, waiting for your tax dollars and your values with open arms.

Those former New Yorkers of child bearing age say they regret the loss of NYC private schools, so let ‘em go back, quickly. The schools they miss so much are hotbeds of critical race-consciousness and anti-capitalist indoctrination curriculum, but the kids already hate their parents, so big deal. Wait’ll they discover that Muffy’s turned down by Harvard to make room for a deserving child of color from Florida (who, in all probability will come from the same elite private school and an equally-rich family). Tee hee.

*If you care, nice recap of his teaching history here.