I'm so old, I remember when Aussies were considered tough guys

goodbye to all that

goodbye to all that

Perth and Peel and Pathetic Pussies [always go for alliteration] enter three-day lockdown over Anzac Day weekend

Australia is locking down about 2.5 million people because of two cases of COVID-19.

Two. Cases.

They’re also canceling ANZAC Day, commemorating all those who served and fell in Australia’s wars.

And our Australian friends — the same people who gave us the equal-parts-cool-and-tough Crocodile Dundee — are apparently just going to take it.

The 1980s have never felt quite so long ago.

Related ( I think, maybe ) Aussie convicted for possession of a sex doll – cuddling up to sweet kangaroos is still okay, one presumes, or I’m canceling my vacation plans.