Business insider adapts to its readership’s minuscule attention span and starts condensing its stories — something for everyone!

I haven’t read Business Insider in at least a decade, abandoning it after it replaced the last of its adult reporters with ijiot interns (the last straw may have been when one of the children, supposedly working the Wall Street beat, expressed her wonderment and surprise at learning that there was such a thing as a “tombstone ad). Nonetheless, their latest effort at reporting may have set a new low. Of course, the day is young.