What, us worry?

“Well, you know the thing!”

Joey B forgets how long he stayed in Europe, who he spoke to, and what he said.

During a virtual speech for the Democratic National Party [today] the president said his trip lasted 13 days, tacking on an additional five days

"I just got back, by the way, from Europe, after being there for I guess 13 days – I forget how many days," Biden said. "And I met for five days with the G-7 nations."

Ah, Joe? That was 8 days away from your basement, total, and just 3 days with your new G-7 friends. That’s okay; you’ve previously said you’ve been in office 19 months, so time is obviously becoming an elastic, and elusive concept for you — we understand.

But this is more worrying:

He said he wouldn’t go through "all the details" as it would be "too boring for you," before noting that the damage done to the U.S. by President Donald Trump on the international stage was "incredible."

Well of course Europeans, including the Tsar, love the old man; he’s not only a never-ending source of giggles, but he’s also given them everything they’ve wanted and Trump wouldn’t give them. Russian gas and German dependence on Putin’s goodwill? Done. Demands that they live up to their NATO obligations? Say no more, they’re gone.

It wouldn’t surprise Edith Wilson, and in fact, it would please her to learn that it’s Jill Biden, not Pajama Joe, who will be heading to Japan to engage in foreign diplomacy this summer, but perhaps that should concern those of us who are still alive and will suffer the consequences of an unelected wife serving as president.