"Well, it's not like she wuz my sister — now THAT would be wrong, right?"

A 24-year-old Tulsa man has been charged with first-degree rape after he allegedly impregnated a 12-year-old girl, according to local reports.

Doctors alerted police to a rape victim on July 14 after Juan Miranda-Jara walked into Hillcrest Hospital with a 12-year-old girl who was in mid-labor, Fox 23 reported. Miranda-Jara reportedly told police he was the father and was confused about the commotion. Miranda-Jara told police he and the child had been together for the past nine months, according to News 9.

“They walked in just like any other couple would be excited to deliver their newborn child,” Tulsa Police Officer Danny Bean told Fox 23.

Police say they think Miranda-Jara was under the impression he and the 12-year-old would be able to go home after they delivered the child, according to the report.

If a Mexican Sooner acts like a West Virginian, is he guilty of cultural appropriation?