Well, Palo Alto

With an 89% vaccination rate, 74 new “cases” in the past ten days and 15 current hospitalizations (in a population of 718,000), Palo Alto is reimposing mask mandates; its citizens are okay with that.

“We’re all looking forward to it”, Sacheen Littlefeather, nee Helen Berkowitz, told FWIW. “I mean, it takes a fuck of a long time to recite ‘In this house, we believe black lives matter, women’s rights are human rights, no human is illegal, science is real, love is love, kindness is everything’, when you’re just greeting your goddamn Kombucha delivery boy. Now we can go back to the one mask that binds us all: anti-Trump, pro-abortion, pro-gun confiscation, you name it, it’s all there behind that little face diaper. Cool, huh?”