Mission Accomplished
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flowers for pows
Her handlers labelled her swing through Asia “a changemaker event”, and indeed it was. After depositing a bouquet at a Vietnamese war memorial celebrating the shooting down of American “pirates”, Kampallawalla led a roundtable discussion on lesbian, transvestite and cripples’ rights, which produced a solemn vow from the Viet Cong to end all discrimination of any kind, “especially against those who disagree with us”.
“But that’s not all!”, a State Department spokesman crowed to FWIW. “Did you catch her act in Singapore? How she fearlessly took on the looming Christmas present shortage head-on? Wow! That’s leadership, man — she’s ready for Washington now, ready to lead — just wait and see.”
UPDATE: Even the White House considers Kampalla worthless. After putting her in charge of solving the border crisis (chortle), then giving her responsibility for ushering the dead-on -arrival Democrat voting bill through the Senate (guffaw), they sent her off on a meaningless trip to Singapore and Vietnam while Afghanistan was exploding (chortles and guffaws drowned out by hysterical laughter).
