Moms Demand Action’s excellent adventure in Afghanistan
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Taliban takes control, confiscates all civilians’ weapons
“Safe at last, safe at last, thank Allah almighty we're safe at last”, trilled Greenwich resident and failed politician Alexis Gevanter when reached for comment in the Khyber Pass, where she’s been recovering from her recent election loss.
“I’m over here with Jimbo Himes, she explained, “helping our new friend Zabahulla with his project to end to all crime and violence — at least I think Jim’s still here; he went off with a couple of men a few days ago to inspect a new camp they’ve established for displaced Kabul residents, and he hasn’t returned.
“Either way, my own work here is done, and I’m ready to come home. Would you be a dear, and book me a flight? My phone doesn’t seem to be working, and no one’s answering at the embassy.”
