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Brother Gideon reports on “the latest thing seen in more and more spec homes, the Albino Zebra!”

Personally, I’d think that the traditional Zebra, with its clearly demarked black and white stripes symbolizing no mixing of the races, would better satisfy today’s wokes — the “I don’t see colors” line has been universally denounced by them as racist — but I suppose that this new version, so long as it is spread in the “primary”, rather than the “master” bedroom, has been approved by, and meets the standards of the National Association of Realtors’ White Fragility Commission, so that’s alright, for now.

But wait til next week, when the Commission is due to meet again.