Poor Joe dozed off in Maryland and woke up in what he thinks is Australia.

tan me hide when i’ve died, clyde

98% of Americans” (Adults? Children? Pets?) must be vaccinated before he’ll allow the country to return to normal. Where’d he get that number? He doesn’t say. What about the 100 million Americans who’ve already been infected by COVID and developed a natural immunity? He’s demanding that they be vaccinated too, because of… reasons.

I’m through with this charade.