A busy day for our near-octogenarian, and he's not done yet

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After a leisurely departure from his Delaware home, Mr. President is scheduled to return to the White House and attend to his duties:

  • 10:30 AM Arrive at the White House

  • 10:45 AM Mid-morning snack, cookies and apple juice

  • 11:30 AM Recieve daily briefing

  • 11:35-4:55, nap time

  • 5:00 PM Appear to work on curbing inflation by holding meeting with members of the administration

  • 5:30 PM Happy Meal

  • 6:00 PM Pajamas, tucked into bed

Related? The Forgotten Medieval Practice of “Two Sleeps”