While our Dear Leader need wear no mask at all

Airline passenger ordered to remove “Let’s Go Brandon” mask

You will have no freedom, and you will be happy.

Related, sort of, is this commentary by Piers Morgan, Give me Joe Rogan over cancel culture vultures like Harry and Meghan anytime. I’ll confess that the entire podcast phenomenon has passed me by, because, like video, listening seems like an inefficient medium for absorbing information, but maybe I’ll try it; there seem to be some interesting things going on over there.

Joe Rogan once branded me an “a–hole” after I called for more gun restrictions in America — and said my British accent should itself be restricted to “selling mops and non-stick cookware” on late-night TV.

To be fair, he was probably speaking for many of his fellow countrymen who understandably objected to being told how to live their lives by a snooty reincarnation of George III.

But in another of his shows, Rogan praised me for questioning scientists’ big bang theory of our existence on the basis that human brains can’t comprehend what existed before nothing, which suggests there must be higher powers than we mere mortals.

And when I labeled the Left “unbearable” for their illiberal new woke form of fascism, he tweeted that I was “completely spot-on.”

This all suggests that Rogan’s got an open mind; like me, he doesn’t park himself into any particular political or social tribe, nor does he like or dislike people according to their partisan allegiance.

He describes himself as a “socially liberal” man who supports gay rights, women’s rights, universal health care and recreational drug use, and he has publicly endorsed Ron Paul, Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard.

But Rogan also believes strongly in free speech, hates cancel culture, supports the 2nd Amendment and loudly condemns the appalling way conservative voices are constantly vilified and censored by liberal-run media.

Honestly, if it wasn’t for his love of guns, tattoos and Bernie’s socialism — and of course, his weird accent — we could be twins.

I regularly listen to his podcast “The Joe Rogan Experience” and it’s a brilliantly free-wheeling, wide-ranging, sometimes combative, always fascinating series of conversations with people from all walks of life who hold all manner of opinions.

I don’t always agree with what Rogan or his guests say, but why should I?

Not all that long ago, that would have been a rhetorical question.