It's Gideon's Birthday!

belt and suspenders: bait and steel

We’ve already given him the official FWIW housewarming present which we award to all our customers on move-in day, but we’re counting on readers to provide the funding for him to buy a house in which to warm. Contributions should be sent care of this station, and after deductions for appropriate administrative fees, will be forwarded to Birthday Boy so that he can begin the house hunt.

Unless Trudeau freezes FWIW’s banking accounts, in which case a fulsome note of congratulations will be sent to the lad, and contributions retained for other, equally suitable purposes.