In the Battle of the Sexes, recently, Florida Woman seems to be beating out Florida Man

Florida Woman spits at cops, shits in patrol car after trying to flee on motorized suitcase

But at least she’s resourceful:

Florida Woman 'used $15k pandemic relief loan to buy a hit on TSA agent'

A Florida woman has been arrested for allegedly using a $15,000 PPP loan to hire a hitman to murder the 24-year-old woman she claimed stole her boyfriend.

Le'Shonte Jones, a TSA agent at Miami International Airport, was fatally gunned down in front of her daughter, 3, outside their home at Coral Bay Cove Apartments in the Miami suburb of Homestead, on May 3, 2021. Her toddler was also injured.

Jasmine Martinez, 33, is charged with first degree murder for masterminding the plot.

Police say Martinez took out a $15,000 pandemic relief loan, which she claimed was for her one-woman beauty salon in operation, and then used it to hire Javon Carter, 29, to kill Jones. It is not clear if Martinez ever actually owned a salon.