But he knew where the real danger lay, and he was prepared

he probably thinks that popcorn grows in meadows

A clueless college student was rescued on Lake Michigan, told responders he hadn’t been aware that he was walking on the ice. Fair enough: he’s probably double-majoring in ceramics and victimhood studies, and shouldn’t be expected to have a brain, but check out the photo: he’s waving a disposable, useless face mask, which he was presumably wearing while 1000’ from shore and other, disease-carrying people. The odds of a 20-something-year-old succumbing to COVID are practically zero, while those of drowning while wandering around on thin ice are … higher.