Coming back on the market

14 Gray Oaks Lane

No showings are permitted yet, but 14 Gray Oaks Lane has announced its pending return to the active roll after being canceled last November, when it was priced at $3.250 million; this time it will be asking $3.495, so that will teach you to wait.

Or maybe not: the property’s been looking for a buyer since July 2020, when it started at $3.650. Since then it has gone through four brokers, each of whom has been fired or quit, and four price changes. Will this time be the charm? We’ll just have to wait and see.

Gray oaks, by the way, are native to Mexico. Is this another example of our open border policy?