Look, if there were any real estate news to report, I'd report it. But if you insist, there's this

99 Riverside Avenue is reported under contract, asking $3.275 million. A 1907 house squeezed onto a skinny lot, its owners paid $1.060 for it in November 2020. Judging from the work shown in its photos, I’d guess there was plenty of room for profit here.

It does, however, hold the distinction of being adjacent to the former Tiny Tots, the venerated institution that educated many of Riverside’s finest citizens, so there’s that.