Yumi's not Yummy?

So says Jordan Peterson, who objects to a magazine trying to change our culture’s definition of beautiful. Whatever — concepts of what’s attractive change all the time, and while I acknowledge that I’ve made fun of SI’s going aquatic on its teenaged-boy readership by featuring whales in its swimsuit issues, who really cares? Other than Mr. Peterson.

I’m sure there must be more important things to worry about, such as the continuing shortage of Jimmy Dean Sausage and Biscuit microwavables, but we all have our own personal concerns. I’m curious though: I thought SI was going to feature the lesbians of the WNBA in this year’s edition — did it bury them inside?

I want my breakfast sandwich back!