Are you getting tired of the wackiest, most deranged conspiracy theories being borne out? I know I am.

Remember the “chips in the COVID vaccine” nut jobs? Pfizer hopes you don’t.

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla explains Pfizer's new tech to Davos crowd: "ingestible pills" - a pill with a tiny chip that send a wireless signal to relevant authorities when the pharmaceutical has been digested. "Imagine the compliance," he says pic.twitter.com/uYapKJGDJx

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