Verboten?! Ah, those friggin' Germans. She should fly over here — I'm sure the Episcopalians will accommodate her

Well, Wings up!

German woman (?) who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry her toy Boeing, but German law won’t let her.

Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend.

She flies on the aircraft as often as possible and has 50 replica models of the plane at home.

Sarah calls the Boeing Dicki and hopes to wed one day, even though it is illegal in Germany.

The Dortmund resident identifies as an Objectum Sexual, meaning that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects.

She has also been in love with a train.

No mention of whether she’s planning on corrective surgery to amputate her arms and attach wings in their place, but surely that’s in the air.