From the same federal health experts who brought you cloth face masks, six-foot distancing, and surface disinfection, more advice for monkeypox: masturbate six-feet apart

The geniuses were also the purveyors of irrefutable, scientific proof that COVID is is not is maybe is, who the fuck knows? an airborne threat

they said monkeypox! They said monkeypox! Racist racist racist!

And we should listen to these idiots, why?

Here’s a blast from the past:

I’ll accord their advice exactly the same weight I give their recommendation of COVID vaccines (sic) for 6-month-olds.

Of course, the CDC could always try suggesting this novel idea for the horny and infected: