Would you trust this hysteric to treat a hangnail?

Before we go too deep and accidentally bury the lede, let’s put the most astonishing part first: anyone remember the CDC’s masking on airplanes rule? Anyone? Buehler? Are you aware that our government is appealing the court ruling that struck down that mandate, and is still ‘strongly advising” tat passengers continue to wear them, despite that ruling? Well, let’s see what Dr. Demento has to say on the subject:

Twitter Reader, Jun 15

You said you took it on a flight. What did you use as protection when your baby was out of the stroller and in the seat? (Genuine question)

Dr Greg Kelly

Planes actually have inbuilt HEPA and pretty good airflow, in flight is not the risk.

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Now let’s go to the tasting menu: