Putin has leapt ahead of U.S. military in creating a new, modern force by banning fat-shaming; Biden vows an immediate shake-up of our top command

“We’ll see his fat guy, and raise him one”, vowed Biden, as he announced his appointment of Admiral Rachel Levine to the position of First Lord of the Admiralty.

Putin recalls retired general to lead Special Forces in Ukraine

The general weighs in at an estimated 280 pounds [that’s got to be kilos — Ed.], reportedly eats five meals daily, all washed down by at least a liter of vodka, and needs two sets of body armor to cover his girth.