I think she's saying "abortion is a man's best friend"

Kampallawalla Ding Dong warns parents that restricting abortion “will reduce your sons’ choices”. What, no more random sex with strangers on a Saturday night? This is a bad thing? Is it also a bad thing if women, too, choose to be more selective in their choice of sex partners? Not according to some women, like the TikToker who posted this last month: "What woman would have mediocre s*x with a drunk rando if he could potentially father their child?"

indeed.

Here’s our VP delivering these cautionary words in the sing song, nursery school voice that only she has masteredL