I can't even ....

GEICO Auto Insurance ordered to pay $5.2 million to woman who claimed she contracted HPV will dorking her date in the backseat of his car. The link is here, in case you’d like to read the article itself, but I assure you, this summary is all there is. Go figure.

Watch for your insurance bill to rise as this new extension of foreseeable risk gains popularity among my brethren.