Once again, Florida Man loses the title to an out of state competitor, this time a Coloradan

Mind you, Stephen Green, collector and judge of the Florida Man weekly competition for PJ Media is a resident of Colorado himself, so there may be a bit of bias here, but I’d agree with Green, and say this gentleman pulled off the stupidest trick of the week.

So, what’s with Florida Man’s diminishing, lackluster performance lately? Too hot for him? Is he staying indoors? Sad.

Colorado Man Robbed A Bank While Wearing Ankle Monitor

According to @9newsdenver investigators tracked Colorado Man down after they noticed an ankle monitor was broadcasting his location during the bank robbery.

“There was one ankle monitor in the area of the credit union at the time of the robbery. Furthermore, the same ankle monitor arrived in the area as the suspect vehicle and left the area at the same time as the suspect vehicle,” an FBI agent wrote in the criminal complaint filed in Colorado’s U.S. District Court.

Connolly had the monitor on because he was out on parole for a 2016 liquor store robbery.