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Lack of port-a-potties in Maine leave festival officials in limbo

Since he was hired to be the interim town manager in Blue Hill last month, Joe Hayes has been on the hunt for port-a-potties.

He’s been desperately calling every portable toilet company in the region to rent four toilets for people at the town’s busy harborside park and local wharf. But just about every one of the almost dozen companies he’s contacted have told him the same thing: there are no port-a-potties available right now.

Gummed-up supply chains, skyrocketing demand, materials shortages and a shorthanded workforce have all made the plastic toilets — a ubiquitous sight at concerts, festivals and construction sites — tough to find in Maine.

“Basically they’re either spoken for or the companies are so short-staffed that they can’t be cleaned,” Hayes said.

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Several portable toilet companies in the state said they are now turning away more business than ever because they simply don’t have enough toilets to go around.

“In our industry, we just can’t buy new ones right now,” said David Pike, the owner of Cleanwoods Portable Toilets in Hope. “They’re hard to get, and everybody wants them.”

…. Allyn Foss, the owner of the Solon-based toilet-rental company Foss Enterprises, said things have only grown busier in 2022.

He could easily use another 100 toilets and guessed he’d sell out in no time. But he’s heard that there are plastic shortages on the manufacturing side, making new orders almost impossible to fill.

…… Noah Hale, the owner of the West Forks Family Campground in Somerset County, decided to build his own portable toilets this year after he could only get two of the four port-a-potties he needed for the campground.

Using 55-gallon drums, composite floors and tin roofs, Hale constructed two port-a-potties that will be pumped out by the company that services his two standard plastic stalls.

It’s impossible to run a good campground without good bathrooms, according to Hale. People tend to remember their bathroom experiences, and building extra ones was important to keep things fresh.

But he feels for the port-a-potty companies and doesn’t blame them for not being able to fill orders right now.

“They’re doing the best they can,” he said. “They would if they could.”