You knew, you just knew this was cuming

CDC now recommends wearing face masks to protect against monkeypox

Airborn transmission! Surface spread! We’re all gonna die, I tell you, we’re gonna die!!!!!

To be fair, a facemask could cut down transmission of the bug if it prevents you from giving your boyfriend a blowjob, but that still leaves another port unprotected.

They’re gearing up for the elections.

“Monkeypox does not spread through airborne particles or droplets, therefore, is not considered to be an airborne virus,” Dr. Rafael E. Pérez-Figueroa, associate dean of Community Engagement and Public Health Practice at the Rutgers School of Public Health, told Prevention.com. “Airborne transmission occurs when small virus particles become suspended in the air and can stay there for periods of time. These particles can spread on air currents and infect people in far distances. That is not the case with the monkeypox virus.”

This man will have been dismissed as a “fringe scientist” by Dr. Fauci and banned from Facebook by tomorrow morning.