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Happy Sachs then, Sad sacks now

August, 2021: Goldman Sachs hikes pay for first-year associates by 30% to $150k as junior staff complain of burnout and tech firms swoop for best graduates

August, 2022: Three-quarters of Wall Street’s junior bankers want to quit: survey

Solution: C’mon back to town, kids; thrill your parents

Panhandling in Greenwich is Lucrative

“But”, you whine, “I didn’t go to Brown just to panhandle at Exit 5! What will Daddy’s club members say?”

Fair enough; but then how about this?

Walmart is now hiring truck drivers at $95,000.

hell, you can do it in your sleep