I have a new hero

It feels fucking good?! You and your small dick and your pussy way of killing animals and it feels good in front of the vegans, huh?' she yells at the man, who starts nodding and makes a show of licking the remaining meat on his shish kebab.

'You have all the blood on your face and on your hands,' the woman continues to scream. 'It feels good with your small dick.

'Shame, shame, shame,' she yells as she walks away. 

Heh heh heh — if he’d only called me, I’d have been honored to come into the city and join him in his al fresco dining adventure.