Speaking of the Third World, these Nigerian princes really must learn not to address their targets as "My Beloved".

i bring you most felicitous and happy greetings from mr. bill gates!”

“Beloved customer”? I’ve replied, naturally, just in case it is an authentic, actual communication from Microsoft (and even though I don’t have Windows on my MacBook), but somehow, I have my doubts.

MICROSOFT <tia.boehm42809@icloud.com>

9:46 AM (9 hours ago)

to me

Our Beloved customer Dear christopher.fountain@gmail.com,

Windows firewall has been activated with your authorization code MOISD-889096

Thanks&Regards,