50 is the new 13

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50-year-old male transvestite enters Canadian swim meet

Swim competition allows a 50-year-old biological male to swim with 13-year-old girls

The Markham Pan Am Centre just north of Toronto was the venue for the Richmond Hill Aquatic Centre’s Fall Classic swimming competition last weekend. And the classic Sesame Street song came to mind: “One of these things is not like the others; one of these things does not belong.”

Namely, at one of the swim races on Friday, 10 competitors took part. Nine of the competitors had much in common: they were female and they were either 13 or 14 years of age. Alas, the tenth competitor was Nicholas J. Cepeda, a.k.a., Melody Wiseheart, a member of the Orangeville Otters Swim Club. That’s right: somehow, 13 and 14-year-old girls were swimming against a 50-year-old biological male.

How pathetic is this? This pathetic: The man managed to only beat 5 of the 10 13-14-year-old girls he was “competing” against.

Loser.