The Global Warming Doomsday Clock just advanced to a second before midnight

what’s an old, fraudulent jet setter smell like? Depends!

Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel

Methane, according to Lil’ Greta, produces 1,000-times more deadly gas than does CO2, and, she says, is on par with IDF’s actions in Gaza, so Kerry’s loose bowels caused almost as much damage as the two jets he and Kampallawalla Ding Dong flew to the global climate summit in Dubai this week.