They'll be blaming Albert Lamorisse next (BUMPED)

Desperate White House blames the Orange Man for Chinese balloon infestation

Is it mere coincidence that filmmaker Lamorisse was also the creator of the game of world conquest, Risk? I think not.

UPDATE, 2/15/2022: I told you so. White House now blames balloon invasion on used car salesmen. White House Homeland Security Advisor Sherwood-Randall then claims that most of the things flying over us are probably “used car lot balloons,” Fox reported. Recovery teams are still working to retrieve a number of strange airborne objects shot down over the continent, one of which was “octagonal” and some 20,000 feet above the ground.

The Red Balloon