Have YOU delivered Gideon's birthday present yet?

Yes, that day has rolled around again — curiously, this always seems to come on the same date. So if you haven’t yet, there’s still time to have Richards drop off an ascot at Hooligan & Lawyers, or Jaguar Darien deliver a new car (via flatbed, of course, but maybe they can get fix it and get it going once it’s in his driveway). Failing that, be sure to give him an affectionate peck on the cheek when you see him; he’ll be ever so pleased.