Ruff Justice

After Attorney General merit Garland intervened, Our Assistant Surgeon general was not charged with receipt of stolen property — favoritism in the bowels of our Capitol, damn it!

Sam Brinton released without bail

The former Biden Department of Energy official accused in two separate stolen-luggage cases in different states was released without bail Wednesday after a court appearance in Minnesota.

Sam Brinton, who is non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, is accused of stealing a woman’s Vera Bradley suitcase from the baggage claim at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in September.

The bag and its contents were valued at $2,325. Brinton was charged with felony theft after they were spotted using the luggage several times after allegedly snatching it.

Brinton was released without bail and ordered to not contact any of the victims during a hearing Wednesday, according to Fox News.

Brinton, 35, is also facing felony grand larceny charges in Nevada for a similar luggage heist incident in which prosecutors allege they stole another woman’s suitcase worth $320 at Harry Reid International Airport in July.

Oddly enough, if I’m reading this article correctly, it’s Republican lawmakers who were fired and now face imprisonment for complaining about this transvestite’s illegal behavior. Shirley Surely, this can’t be fair.

Several House Republications had called on Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm to remove Brinton from the DOE before their firing.

They face up to five years in prison for the Minnesota theft and up to 10 years’ jail time for the Las Vegas heist.

And as for this ….


Just like the rest of us, you’ve probably been curious about what, exactly a nuclear waste expert like Sam Brinton gets up to with his pets when he’s not stealing ladies’ soiled clothing. Fortunately, we have the answer, thanks to a similarly-inclined Briton who explains all:

Sadist, 34, denies raping male and female human 'house pets'

Scott Lannister denies six charges of rape, assault and abuse on woman and man

A sadist accused of forcing a man and a woman he described as 'house pets' who he forced to wear dog collars, whipped and beat them told a jury today that he 'enjoyed the process of dominating someone', but denies rape.

Scott Lannister, 34, is accused of sexual attacks, including anal rape, on a woman and a man.

Among other allegations, he is said to have suspended the young woman by a rope round her neck from the ceiling of his flat in Stirling until she passed out, and carving initials into the back of the young man.

Lannister, described as 'long term medically unemployed', said he practised 'pup play' and BDSM - defined for the jury at the High Court in Stirling as bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, and sadomasochism.

He described himself as 'one of the biggest masters in the country'.

He said 'pup play' was 'a more unusual and niche lifestyle element' and 'part of the plus in LGBTQ+'.

[Love it! “Putting the ‘plus’ into LGBTQ + “ — Is this how they’re explaining it to our kindergarteners?]

He told his counsel, Bert Kerrigan KC, that 'first and foremost you have the dog side of it. A lot of people involved in pup play describe it as a quite freeing and enjoyable experience' which involved 'ball play, walks in the park, giving paws, playing with the kind of toys you'd play with as a dog' and also had a sexual element to it.

He said: 'They like to serve and please the person that's handling them at the time.

'I have a lot of love for my pets, but I try not to fall in love with them.'

He said members of his 'pack' became 'collared or owned when they formed a master/pet relationship' with him and if living with him would have to 'open doors and do other such tasks in a manner befitting their position'.

Well, okay, then.