An Asian friend offers to solve our California problem

North Korea launches ICBM capable of reaching our West Coast

We should probably wait a little longer before accepting his gift, just to give the last few sane residents time to fee. On the other hand, the State of Denial seems to be metastasizing into once-livable states like Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho, so maybe we’ll just have to regretfully, sacrifice a few to eradicate the many.

And it would reduce our homeless population by 40%, so there’s that.