Heartbreak at Number One Observatory Circle

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh

Harris reportedly spent $200 on a flower arrangement for Biden's bedside that she now has no use for.

"President Carter is 98 years old, which means he is almost dead," Harris explained upon hearing the news. "That is 18 years older than President Biden. That is old. Old people die. Die starts with the letter 'D.' Biden is still alive. HA HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE HO HO!"

Respected reporter and video photographer Dan Rather was able to capture the reaction of the VP while she still thought that the man in line ahead of her was “no more”, “had ceased to be”, was “bereft of life, and resting in peace”, and concluding that "this was an ex-president” before Amy Carter arrived and broke the news that Mr. Biden was in prime condition “for a senile, 80-year old man” who was “merely pining for the fjords”.